new Lion Million Dollar Bill Fake Play Funny Money Novelty Note + FREE SLEEVE
+ Free shipping
ONE (1) NOVELTY BILL ONLY! On ANY & ALL Novelty Notes & Protectors. They are an artful and fun novelty gag gift, to show appreciation. MIX OR MATCH. which will bring a smile and a laugh. It is Novelty Currency, Funny Money or Play Money.
United States, United Kingdom, Denmark, + 85 more...
Economy Shipping, USPS First Class Package, USPS Priority Mail Flat Rate Envelope
Additional Product InformationQuestions most often received in messages are already answered here.
TO BE SENT BY STAMPED LETTER ENVELOPE.
UNLESS YOU SELECT AN EXPEDITED SHIPPING METHOD.
OR ORDER A TOTAL OF ANY 12+ MIX OR MATCH.
This Fake or Funny Money Dollar Bill Novelty Note,.
as described in the title and shown in the picture, .
looks like real money. It is Brand-New & Crisp, .
ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS A REAL US DOLLAR,.
approximately 6-1/8" x 2-5/8" or 155mm x 67mm .
and has similar stiffness and finely detailed markings.
Pictures show BOTH sides, FRONT AND BACK of just ONE Bill.
IF you want 2 or more bills, such as to display Both sides For Framing,.
please be sure to adjust the drop-down quantity setting above as needed.
before or after you click ADD TO CART.
On ANY & ALL Novelty Notes & Protectors.
They do NOT need to be the same kind,.
so even just one each of different bills can qualify!
Discounts will ONLY be applied when you Add 2 or more.
qualifying items to Your eBay CART.
COMBINING THEM into a SINGLE CHECK-OUT TRANSACTION.
Get 2 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as $1.68.
Get 3 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as $2.38.
Get 4 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as $2.97.
Get 12 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as $8.32.
Get 20 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as $11.88.
Get 30 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as $14.85.
PLEASE Always be sure to use the ADD TO CART button,.
and try to COMBINE ALL of the different bills you would like.
before paying for them ALL AT ONCE,.
Using Buy It Now repeatedly to pay for items separately,.
disqualifies them from Promotional Offers, because.
PayPal takes up to 30% in extra fees for each separate transaction,.
and order processing time may be greatly increased for several reasons.
A 2 mil thin Currency Sleeve Will Be Included FREE .
All Free Currency Sleeves are Brand New, .
but are provided AS-IS, due to occasional slight imperfections.
or 4-Pocket Binder Display Pages are Highly Recommended,.
and Listings for various quantities of them.
can be found by searching within my eBay Store.
Want to have a cool & fun item to show your friends?.
Get these Collectible Funny Play Money Novelty Dollar Bills!
They make great bookmarks, and cool gifts,.
especially if you get the Deluxe Holders with them!
They are an artful and fun novelty gag gift, to show appreciation,.
or to commemorate or honor an event, or to enhance sales,.
which will bring a smile and a laugh,.
and be highly treasured for many years to come!
Please be sure to check out all the other novelty note listings.
and pre-bundled, You Choose, or discounted sets in my eBay store,.
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I have more than 1000 different kinds, and will be adding new bills each month.
UNLESS YOU SELECT AN EXPEDITED SHIPPING METHOD.
Please take note of the Dual ETA Dates Range.
shown above at the time of purchase,.
but also bear in mind that Estimated Arrival Dates,.
are only ESTIMATES, and that results may vary +/-.
Our items are ALWAYS taken directly to the Post Office,.
by the next business day, if at all possible,.
but may occasionally take 2 to 4 business days to process,.
especially during the annual holiday season, from October through December.
During such very busy periods, I must work on a first-come, first served basis,.
so ORDER EARLY instead of waiting until the last minute!
Please do not leave a message asking for faster shipping,.
nor when your item will be shipped,.
as there may be hundreds of previous orders currently in progress ahead of yours,.
and many such messages can easily slow-down the whole process.
* IF you desire the best protected packaging,.
and/or faster delivery service, with Tracking,.
or PRIORITY MAIL (2-3 days),.
We always use a 1/4 manila folder with the FREE thin Currency Sleeve,.
for 3 extra layers of shipping protection with our stamped Letter Envelopes,.
but for a Package we also use a padded bubble mailer.
with extra added layers of cardboard and bubble padding inside.
USPS postage rates have gone up considerably (up to 30%) this year.
The lowest postage with tracking is often more than $3,.
depending on distance zones, plus a padded mailer.
Tracking will ONLY be provided free for larger purchases .
however as most of my items are sold at a very low price,.
they must often be sent in a First-Class Stamped Letter Envelope,.
which the USPS does NOT offer tracking on,.
and can also take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days.
eBay ESTIMATES often do NOT account for this real-life variance.
Orders will usually arrive within a few days to a week,.
but the US Postal Service DOES occasionally experience delays.
of 2 to 3 weeks or more with Letter Envelopes.
In case you do Not select an.
Expedited Shipping Option on the Check-Out Screen,.
then please be on the lookout for a.
with an image of The RoadRunner on the return address label,.
and Please Be Patient in case it does not arrive very promptly.
In case another resident or family member.
let him or her know that you are expecting this envelope,.
so they do Not discard it as junk mail, nor leave it mixed in with bills.
The Free Shipping and Quantity Discount Offers are ONLY valid IN THE USA,.
and do NOT apply to international orders.
International deliveries will ONLY be processed through.
which are subject to additional shipping fees BY eBay,.
and may take a few extra weeks to arrive.
Please do Not ask us to bypass this program,.
as we do Not ship internationally otherwise.
Please make sure your mailing address is Current and Complete,.
as we are not responsible for orders which do not arrive,.
or are Returned To Sender, due to an incorrect mailing address.
Items which are Returned to Sender MAY be re-shipped, at the sellers discretion,.
but only After an additional re-shipping fee has been paid.
This is NOT actual currency,.
and is NOT legal tender.
It is Novelty Currency, Funny Money or Play Money.
Novelty money has No monetary value on the street.
It cannot be spent, or exchanged for goods or services.
They are commemorative collectible novelty items with no cash value. .
They are intended for Fun and Collecting.
You can own them, confident in not violating any US law.
Just do NOT try to spend them!
Presenting them as payment is Not a joke.
We are NOT responsible for any illegal use of this product,.
As there has never been a Million Dollar Bill issued in the United States,.
the US Federal Reserve has declared them legal to print or own.
They do not consider them to be counterfeit,.
because no genuine million, billion, trillion, or zillion dollar bills exist,.
Many of them even have official US Government approval,.
All of our bills are considered a PARODY, a work created to mock,.
comment on, or poke fun at an original work,.
its subject, author, style, or some other target,.
by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation,.
and they meet all legal Fair Use, Parody and Fake Currency requirements.
We do NOT design, nor print ANY of these novelty bills ourselves.
We do NOT customize these bills, Nor make any custom bills,.
but suggestions for new bills are welcomed,.
and will be passed along to a supplier.
Our bills are all professionally printed, Not printed on a PC, Nor Photo Copies!
This High-Quality novelty money is Designed and Printed.
using Professional offset printing presses.
in large print runs of thousands of bills, by an Authorized Printing company,.
and are Purchased from an Authorized Vendor,.
so they cannot be modified or customized,.
and there are no valid copyright issues!
We strive to get your order to you as fast as possible while keeping our prices low.
In the unlikely event that you do not receive your order.
Or If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase,.
please contact us BEFORE opening a case,.
or Before leaving less than Positive feedback,.
so we can resolve any issues you might have.
When you receive your order, If there were no problems,.
Please Leave Positive Seller Feedback,.
and then Positive Buyer Feedback will be left for you automatically,.
moments AFTER Positive Seller Feedback has been received.
This method is necessary due to fraudulent accounts abusing the system.
If you would like to get a larger quantity of notes.
than are currently listed on here, please ask!
The listed quantities are often much Less than my Actual On-Hand inventory,.
due to eBay listing limitations, and offering such a wide variety.
But we can often increase a listings quantity by request, or relist an item for you.
If you have any questions about this or any of our other listings,.
Please free free to contact us before bidding.
Thank you for shopping with So Quick Trading 😊.
According to a First Amendment Attorney, our bills are considered a PARODY since there is no such thing as a Million Dollar Bill in real life, not legal tender and anything we put on there falls under this category. Regarding the images, figures, concepts, or topics that are put on there, we are clearly stating that these identities are not endorsed or affiliated with the named organizations per the legal parody requirements.
Actual bills coloring, tint, brightness and/or contrast may vary from from listing images.
While this may occasionally have been due to the printing process, it is often due to variances of individual display settings on users devices, such as computer or phone screen brightness level.
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, CANCELLING AN ORDER IS NOT FREE!
PayPal charges sellers a Non-refundable Transaction Fee and a percentage of the sale when an order is placed, and regardless if a buyer cancels the order, .
Due to my low prices, these extra PayPal fees are often much more than the tiny profit which I would've made otherwise.
The discount offers above are made possible by avoiding or eliminating extra PayPal Transaction Fees by using ADD TO CART to combine your various selections into a single check-out transaction.
Placing separate orders and paying separately disqualifies them from the discounts, since no fees have been saved, and multiple orders cannot be combined for discounts after they have been paid for, even if an order was cancelled, since the PayPal Fees are still charged to the seller either way once order(s) have been placed.
If you cancel your order and re-order, then it is not a single transaction and the seller will be charged even more than if you had simply placed separate transactions.
Buyers often cancel orders for unnecessary reasons such as an incorrect mailing address or item selection or other concerns which may be resolved by simply sending the seller a message to ask if there is another solution instead of cancelling.
If you feel that you must still cancel an order, please send me a message to let me know why, because you may be blocked from ever ordering from me again, if you get me charged these extra fees without a good reason.
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation in this matter.
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